Save Mike from Himself

Hey everyone, it’s time to rally for our pal Mike, the Kiss of Death in the baseball betting world! This guy’s got a knack for picking the wrong team every. single. time. If Mike bets on the Yankees, they’re guaranteed to choke. Pick the Dodgers? They’ll trip over their own bats. It’s like he’s got a black cloud hovering over Vegas!

Help us raise $500 to fund Mike’s “Betting Bootcamp” (or maybe just a lifetime ban from sportsbooks). Every dollar saves us from his jinx! Donate now, and let’s break the curse—or at least buy him a beer to drown his sorrows.Disclaimer: This is a joke, but Mike’s betting luck is tragically real.