Hello. My name is Lisa, and I’ve set this up after a group of Fon’s mates tried to pool resources to help get him somewhere warm and safe.

If You’ve been sent this link, you will know Fon’s situation is bloody dire. All jokes about his grumpiness, general irritation with humanity as a whole and a distressing affection for tinned fish aside, he’s at the end of a very frayed tether and he needs help.

Most of us are too far away or too skint to do anything that will make a difference individually, but if we pool resources we may be able to give him a break. And he desperately needs one.

One more thing. This is private. He’s got pride you could bounce rocks off and the last thing he needs is for this to become a source of shame. Share with those you trust, but do so without blasting it on social media.