Get Nathan a new laptop

My laptop is a bit on the old side, and I sure could use a new one!  Although I technically could afford to buy one myself, I'd rather use other people's money.

And a friend of mine recently had an unexpectedly and wildly successful campaign of a similar sort.

GoFundMe has some tips on how to write a good pitch here, including the suggestion to highlight how much this means to me and how thankful I will be.  So here it goes: this means pretty much nothing to me, and I won't be terribly thankful.