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After seven years of writing, recording, developing, and dreaming, I am finally putting on my musical! My show "No Sympathy For The Wolf" has been selected to play the NY Fringe Festival in October. And I need your help to actually mount the production! I am so proud of this piece, and with your help, I'll actually get to show it to the world, and maybe even get picked up for a longer run.
Here are the performance dates and times:
Friday, October 12 - 9:15
Sunday, October 14 - 1:15
Monday, October 15 - 7pm
Sunday, October 21 - 3:45
Wednesday, October 24 - 9:15
Here is a quick description:
What if everyone ever victimized by the Big Bad Wolf pulled together to take him down once and for all? This decidedly adult comedy rock musical combines fairy tales, social commentary, catchy pop/rock music and more than a few dirty jokes to answer that question. After all, if a group of pigs, liars, water fowl, red-hooded schoolgirls and angry grannies don't take down the biggest bully of them all, who will?
If you want to check out some demos of the music, go here: https://soundcloud.com/user-517716133/sets/no-sympathy-for-the-wolf
With your help, this dream long in the making will finally be a reality. And you'll get some cool stuff! So ignore whatever precarious financial situation you may currently be in and give generously. Who knows, it may even help you get into heaven!
Here are the different levels you can give, and what you get when you do!
$50 – You get a ticket to the show, your name in the program and a hearty high five from my son, Julian (he may lean into it, so proceed at your own risk).
$100 – In addition to the ticket, the name in the program and the potentially hand destroying high five, you get a signed poster in the creator’s famously illegible handwriting. For an additional ten bucks he will amateurishly forge the celebrity name of your choosing.
$250 – In addition to the ticket and name in the program and the devastating high five and the illegibly signed poster, you get a recorded thank you from the show’s creator to post to your Facebook page in triumph (or shame, depending upon your relationship with your mother).
$500 – In addition to the previous rewards, you will be invited to a VIP dress rehearsal, where you can hear some of the songs live before anyone else. FYI, we will not then give you your money back when you finally hear what you’ve foolishly given money to produce.
$1000 – In addition to the previous rewards, you get a special song dedicated to you as the encore to the performance you’re attending, in which your name will be woven into the lyrics and your qualities will be extolled with great vigor by our very attractive cast. We will provide you with a recording to listen to late at night when you’re feeling down, so that you can know that at least you’re better off than the idiot who wrote this song.
Highest donation – In addition to the previous rewards, you will have a character named after you in the show itself, and we promise not to give that character a sexually transmitted disease of any kind. At least we’ll try not to. Okay, he’ll probably have chlamydia. But hey, that’s showbiz!
Here are the performance dates and times:
Friday, October 12 - 9:15
Sunday, October 14 - 1:15
Monday, October 15 - 7pm
Sunday, October 21 - 3:45
Wednesday, October 24 - 9:15
Here is a quick description:
What if everyone ever victimized by the Big Bad Wolf pulled together to take him down once and for all? This decidedly adult comedy rock musical combines fairy tales, social commentary, catchy pop/rock music and more than a few dirty jokes to answer that question. After all, if a group of pigs, liars, water fowl, red-hooded schoolgirls and angry grannies don't take down the biggest bully of them all, who will?
If you want to check out some demos of the music, go here: https://soundcloud.com/user-517716133/sets/no-sympathy-for-the-wolf
With your help, this dream long in the making will finally be a reality. And you'll get some cool stuff! So ignore whatever precarious financial situation you may currently be in and give generously. Who knows, it may even help you get into heaven!
Here are the different levels you can give, and what you get when you do!
$50 – You get a ticket to the show, your name in the program and a hearty high five from my son, Julian (he may lean into it, so proceed at your own risk).
$100 – In addition to the ticket, the name in the program and the potentially hand destroying high five, you get a signed poster in the creator’s famously illegible handwriting. For an additional ten bucks he will amateurishly forge the celebrity name of your choosing.
$250 – In addition to the ticket and name in the program and the devastating high five and the illegibly signed poster, you get a recorded thank you from the show’s creator to post to your Facebook page in triumph (or shame, depending upon your relationship with your mother).
$500 – In addition to the previous rewards, you will be invited to a VIP dress rehearsal, where you can hear some of the songs live before anyone else. FYI, we will not then give you your money back when you finally hear what you’ve foolishly given money to produce.
$1000 – In addition to the previous rewards, you get a special song dedicated to you as the encore to the performance you’re attending, in which your name will be woven into the lyrics and your qualities will be extolled with great vigor by our very attractive cast. We will provide you with a recording to listen to late at night when you’re feeling down, so that you can know that at least you’re better off than the idiot who wrote this song.
Highest donation – In addition to the previous rewards, you will have a character named after you in the show itself, and we promise not to give that character a sexually transmitted disease of any kind. At least we’ll try not to. Okay, he’ll probably have chlamydia. But hey, that’s showbiz!