New York Chaos and Noise Yoga

Help this tiny woman to initiate a LIFE-SHIFT, a RESET, & re-birth of her career as a yoga teacher…..with helping her get some extra pocket change to make a move.

Why should you help? Because this effort to change the format in which she teaches can help reformat the big picture of yoga for the entire world and restore it to its proper context.

Your assistance is for a fun job-creating business start up. Katherine is willing to help donate to the training of her first business colleagues (not just employees, but so much more!!!) if they need it through the funding, PLUS help provide access to yoga-inspired social arts for underserved communities!

PART OF THIS BUSINESS CREATION REQUIRES THE PRINTING OF TEXT WORK, WHICH IS WELL IN PROGRESS! ---Therefore, your funding will help her PAY BASIC EXPENSES FOR LIVING, while she writes and works on the authoring process and publishing technicalities.

WHAT IS YOGA ACCESS ANYWAY?

If yoga is bigger than asana practice, most of the human race is being denied full access!

Imagine Yoga as seating at a show... We're all in the nosebleed section or the peanut gallery. WE DO NOT HAVE THE PRIVILEGE FOR FRONT ROW YOGA SEATING.

Imagine yoga as a horse. In order to keep it on the business wagon, keeping all of the world's business, riding in crazy industrial traffic and keeping everything going as usual, it must wear bliders (blinkers).

Imagine yoga as a cow. In order for it to be easy to deliver to the public, we process it and put only a small part between two buns. It goes into the mouth and it's delicious and we have no conversation about the way the animal we just ate actually is. This way we do not have to undergo the pain of becoming aquainted with the nature of a whole living system.

Kat is a philosopher and artist at heart who has been outwardly sharing the physical yoga aspects that are most frequently marketed to the public, including thai yoga & martial arts, all as a means of helping herself to attain grounding and balance with the inner-yoga that she has been practicing in her private life.

Unfortunately she has come into a part of her life where she would like to break away from massaging people and move back into teaching yoga and practicing more fire spinning, visual/movement arts, and sound healing. She is doing so by making these all part of yoga, as she did not need to "make" anything. She is simply restoring what has been fragmented over time. We have an entire after school program that produces happier more focused people who turn creativity into meditation for the clearing of karmas and traumas alike, when we make yoga a broader topic than we have been presenting it as.

What are karmas? They are basically negative increments of mental energy.

K offers a form of Yoga she is calling Upaya-Based Perfection Yoga, due to the Buddhist principles of “skilful means” combined with the basic groundwork describing Dzogchen or Ati Yog, that she believes is more like how it was originally intended before the British Raj came and eventually persecuted, m@lested, t@rtured, and murd€red Hindu people (yogis and Ayurveda acharyas) for their practices in the imposition of a two hundred year long ban on these practices.

We should be asking why they were banned so we can understand yoga history better.

The result of her studies produces an approach to yoga that presents as a beautiful perfect package that already existed under some ruins and simply needed to be dusted off and restored. Seriously

This miniature human didn’t invent anything of her own.

If any of you have seen or read “The Last Unicorn”, you would know that a true unicorn horn is invisible to non-mystical beings.

It appears that yoga is in actuality a magic unicorn horn wand that you can wave over societal problems, relationship troubles, and social difficulties, and cure what ails us all.

Sounds hilarious, right? I wish we were laughing. We would be laughing with you if we could get an opportunity to yoga Party with you all around the world. Just a little something we hoped we could extend to you during these dark times.

We don’t want to be sounding like crazy hysterical fans when we say this but her knowledge and experience already over-qualifies her for industry standard yoga.

Katherine mostly tends to work with

individuals and private parties, but THIS IS MAYBE CHANGING SOON???

Currently she must get another job… probably working at Subway as a sandwich artist to get her rent ‍ Idk ‍♀️

She says she refuses to work in studios and guide $3000 couples intimacy & self love retreats, but “still might only if reality shows that it wants” her to…. Well, it is actually beginning to look look really good for her!!!

Reality, is that you???

Once she has a more private space to work out of, she can STOP working in massage full stop and get a little closer to her moving expense goal to get to a peaceful place to live so that her work may ultimately better support other families, women, men, and couples.

Together we can recover and restore a sound mind and not only better moods and less anxiety, but positive growth in gaining solid footing in healthier social interactions.

WOUNDED HEALER ALERT

This work will also help her recover from being around the wrong energies, and people for too many years. No one should be with those who focus too much on what they see to be based on character defects in others.

In moving to a room of her own somewhere, even if temporarily, she will be cutting out the circumstance of wrong living location. She would like to peacefully break away from the nice people who are effectively labour drones.

This wild yogini is not into politics but she tries to make it obvious that she is a big fan of truth, stoicism, ethics, and realism.

The poor dears she’s working around have little to no understanding of sound healing or music therapy as they were not born in seriously musical families. They haven’t began to think of social recovery, due to just recently getting away from the CCP…or being billionaires and too busy flying to Europe etc. for business. ‍♀️✈️

In breaking away from this fascinating cross-cultural mash-up industrial love story, she will begin drawing in better energies, she will strategically burn a bridge that has been leading the wrong people in her direction.

HER BIG GOAL: for others who do not understand her work to no longer even remotely have access to her.

She needs to relocate to a new home.

She is grateful that she has a place to stay, but her current circumstance does not feel very safe for her mentally and emotionally due to personal reasons & severe lack of privacy.

More information;

www.libglobal.org

www.YouTube.com/goddessyoga

www.Instagram.com/knowmoreyoga

www.facebook.com/groups/108tantrics

In these Sound Body clinics we will learn first hand the effects, history, and aim of Tantra, Ayurveda, and Yoga, and more.

The funding I will be seeking for this class will assist me in covering various expenses for the start up of this class: