New Motor for Elliott !

My name is John McGeoch and I'm fundraising to get a replacement car for Elliott Blauuw who just suffered the shitstorm disaster of getting his car nicked, crashed, impounded and then scrapped, whilst being charged 380 pounds for the priviledge. Nicked and crashed by Yoofs, impounded by the Police and scrapped by the garage who towed it away. And whilst the car was nicked by Yoofs he was nicked by the police for possession of cannibis and hoisted off to jail. He's 71 for God's sake and lives in a wood on a state pension and home grown vegetables. They took his phone and savings too.