Need beer donations

Hey legends,

Times are tough. Inflation is real. The fridge is empty. The bar tab is overdue. I’m out here surviving on vibes and tap water… but you can help.

I’m launching this GoFundMe to raise critical beer money. Why? Because is need alcohol , . For the price of one fancy coffee, you could help a humble human like me get hammered

Your donation will go directly to:

• beer

No amount is too small. Even $1 helps me take one step closer to hydration (beer is 95% water, after all). Donate today, and be part of something truly pointless—but hilarious.

Cheers to you!