Patio Chair Abuse Treatment
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On the evening of May 18th, 2016 I came home to a site no proud patio chair owner should ever witness.
On this evening, the winds blowing through the Phoenix Metro Area were strong and threatening. It was obvious that these winds were packing more of a fowl attitude than normal.
As I slid my patio door open, a sense of fear and concern washed over me. There it was. the site no proud patio-chair owner should ever witness. Laying face-first in the lawn, lay a hopeless, beaten and tormented chair. I quickly rushed to its aid, gently placing it back on it's four legs. It became apparent that the patio chair had changed. Silent and cold, not offering to hold my weight like it used to just the evening prior.
Now two days later, the scars are still showing. My poor patio chair is now afraid to be placed outside, and refuses to host my bottom and offer relaxation.
This is why I am now reaching out to you, the Internet, to help bring my chair back to normal. The doctors have widely agreed that though no major physical harm was done, the mental wounds are deep.
I am asking you all to reach to the bottom of your hearts to assist me in providing the care my patio chair deserves. As we are all well aware of, health care is no cheap service. I need your help to pay the bills that will soon be stacking up.
Any amount, no matter the price, will help my dear patio chair get the help and attention it deserves to work past the tragic events that took place.
Thank you all,
Cameron
(A proud patio chair owner)
On this evening, the winds blowing through the Phoenix Metro Area were strong and threatening. It was obvious that these winds were packing more of a fowl attitude than normal.
As I slid my patio door open, a sense of fear and concern washed over me. There it was. the site no proud patio-chair owner should ever witness. Laying face-first in the lawn, lay a hopeless, beaten and tormented chair. I quickly rushed to its aid, gently placing it back on it's four legs. It became apparent that the patio chair had changed. Silent and cold, not offering to hold my weight like it used to just the evening prior.
Now two days later, the scars are still showing. My poor patio chair is now afraid to be placed outside, and refuses to host my bottom and offer relaxation.
This is why I am now reaching out to you, the Internet, to help bring my chair back to normal. The doctors have widely agreed that though no major physical harm was done, the mental wounds are deep.
I am asking you all to reach to the bottom of your hearts to assist me in providing the care my patio chair deserves. As we are all well aware of, health care is no cheap service. I need your help to pay the bills that will soon be stacking up.
Any amount, no matter the price, will help my dear patio chair get the help and attention it deserves to work past the tragic events that took place.
Thank you all,
Cameron
(A proud patio chair owner)
Organizer
Cameron Burgess
Organizer
Surprise, AZ