Hi everyone. I never thought I’d have to do this. I told myself I was stronger than this. I said things like “I don’t need Lego Batman” and “I should be financially responsible.” I was wrong. Unfortunately circumstances have left me with no other option. I want Lego Batman. Your donation will go directly toward obtaining the game and restoring justice to Gotham.

Some people use crowdfunding for life-changing opportunities. I am using it for something equally important: running around Gotham in tiny plastic shoes and destroying public property for studs. Every dollar brings me closer to becoming the hero this city deserves.

Thank you for supporting local delusion and poor financial decisions. Together, we can make sure I serve JUSTICE.