My last bday wish-send me to Miami for Superbowl!
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It’s someone’s birthday on Facebook every single day of the year, which means you have to make some decisions:
Do I write on their page?
Do I Text them?
Call them?
Shit, do I need to get them a present?
Am I going to need to leave my schedule open so I can buy them a drink this weekend?
This is your chance to never have to think about any of that on my birthday ever again. You can take care of that RIGHT MEOW.
For as little as $1, you can spare yourself the mental anguish that will inevitably come your way on March 5th every single year.
Your donation to this go fund me will punch your mental ticket FOR LIFE, to never have to think about writing on my wall, buying me a birthday drink, calling me, etc on my birthday......Nothing. Nada.
Essentially, I can be dead to you after your donation.
Hitting my goal will get me to Miami and help buy me an overpriced ticket from some jabroni who bought one months ago and is now requiring the equivalent of my first-born child to get in the door for this game.
If you don’t want to donate, at least throw me a bone and share this, especially with anyone you know that’s a Chiefs fan, or that lives in Missouri!
*DON’T KNOW ME, BUT LOVE THE CHIEFS?*
Venmo @jacob-gresham-1
Are you a CHEIFS fan and can’t make it?
Here’s your chance to live vicariously thru me.
I’ll take photos/video of my experience and photoshop your face on mine if you want. Anything to get me in the door for this once and a lifetime experience.
It’s been a long 33 years of living and dying by Kansas City Chiefs football. Especially living in North Carolina, where nobody else gives a shit about us.
This is our year.
It’s our time.
Send me to the promised land.
#chiefskingdom
Do I write on their page?
Do I Text them?
Call them?
Shit, do I need to get them a present?
Am I going to need to leave my schedule open so I can buy them a drink this weekend?
This is your chance to never have to think about any of that on my birthday ever again. You can take care of that RIGHT MEOW.
For as little as $1, you can spare yourself the mental anguish that will inevitably come your way on March 5th every single year.
Your donation to this go fund me will punch your mental ticket FOR LIFE, to never have to think about writing on my wall, buying me a birthday drink, calling me, etc on my birthday......Nothing. Nada.
Essentially, I can be dead to you after your donation.
Hitting my goal will get me to Miami and help buy me an overpriced ticket from some jabroni who bought one months ago and is now requiring the equivalent of my first-born child to get in the door for this game.
If you don’t want to donate, at least throw me a bone and share this, especially with anyone you know that’s a Chiefs fan, or that lives in Missouri!
*DON’T KNOW ME, BUT LOVE THE CHIEFS?*
Venmo @jacob-gresham-1
Are you a CHEIFS fan and can’t make it?
Here’s your chance to live vicariously thru me.
I’ll take photos/video of my experience and photoshop your face on mine if you want. Anything to get me in the door for this once and a lifetime experience.
It’s been a long 33 years of living and dying by Kansas City Chiefs football. Especially living in North Carolina, where nobody else gives a shit about us.
This is our year.
It’s our time.
Send me to the promised land.
#chiefskingdom
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