Mr. Worldwide, One Broke Girl, and a Dream

Help me see Pitbull before I have to start lying and say I already did.

“Life is not a waste of time, and time is not a waste of life — so let’s not waste any time and get wasted tonight!”

This isn’t just a concert, it’s a pilgrimage. Mr. Worldwide is calling, and my bank account is hitting decline. I’ve spent years preparing for this moment by yelling “dale” at inappropriate times. Don’t let that training go to waste.

Donate now so I can scream “Timber” with dignity.