If you are getting this you know all about Ethan Hough, 5th grade teacher extraordinaire, his wife Cassy and their two cute as a button young girls (4yr&6yr).   
Ethan has Stage IIIB Rectal Cancer. 
I'll save you the gory details but know Ethan will spend the better part of a year getting worked by serious medical professionals.       
Ethan as we all know is a fanatical SanFrancisco sports nut.
His beloved 49ers are in the show this year. 
What better way to enunciate f_*& cancer and we love you Ethan than to send our friends for some well earned adult time at Super Bowl LIV.