minibosses present: STATDEMON

minibosses present STATDEMON

a new album coming june 2020

hi all, it's our 20th anniversary and we have decided that it's time to get back there into them studios and pump out a new album filled to the brim with your favorite video game hits.

as we're all old and so very, very tired, we need help funding the studio costs and pressing the vinyl/cds/etc, so we've decided to crowdfund this one with tiered rewards instead of doing pre-orders like the last few albums.

before we get to the different tiers and whatnot, let's talk a little bit about the new album!

WHAT IS STATDEMON?

STATDEMON is a demon that specializes in statistics - any stats you might need, but usually of the personal variety. we have been summoning STATDEMON for many years. now you too can ask things like

"STATDEMON, how many times have I heard Billy Joel's Zanzibar"

"STATDEMON, how many eggs have I eaten and in what ways over my entire life"

"STATDEMON, how many times has someone on earth said 'STATDEMON' compared with how many times someone has said 'fairy peanut butter exhaust nickels'"

and although STATDEMON never replies, STATDEMON knows the answers to all these questions. and knowing that is, like, a great comfort or something.

WHAT SONGS WILL BE ON STATDEMON?

we can't reveal the full tracklist yet, we will as time goes on, and you can even have a part in shaping it (see the tiers below). we can reveal these right now

DR MARIO
MARBLE MADNESS
NINJA GAIDEN 2
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
WEREWOLF

and more!  

WHO WILL DO THE ART FOR STATDEMON?

the incomparable Matt Smith will once again be handling the cover for us. he's done the cover for every minibosses release and even though he's a very busy boy, we're very happy he'll be handling STATDEMON too! and, we can FINALLY pay him for his work through this gofundme. Matt has always worked pro bono for us out of the generosity of his big barbarian heart.  you can check out Matt's stuff at matt-illustrations.com and we'll be promoting some of his stuff on our socials soon.

WHEN WILL STATDEMON BE AVAILABLE?

june 2020 just in time for summer jams

HMMM WHAT ELSE?

we'd also like to include a special thank you to everyone who helps fund the album. rather than having a donors list or something similar, we thought it would be fun if every donor sent us a photo, of either themselves or a loved one or a pet or really anything they care about, within reason.  then we'll compile them all in kind of a cool pointillism way and include it in the album art somehow. the more you donate, the more prominent your photo will probably be, but all photos will be included.

ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE YOU SHOW US THE TIERS?

thanks so much for reading, we hope you will help us bring you this album! if for some reason we don't make our goal, we will still do everything in our power to fulfill what we can of the rewards. and if we hit the stretch goal of $25000, EVERYONE who gives $20 or more will receive a retrospective minibosses dvd.

WOW SORRY I JUST NOTICED I'VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS WHOLE TIME.
OK TELL ME ABOUT THE TIERS NOW

alright, here are the tiers. thanks again for helping us!!!
we really appreciate it.

$20
- physical cd of STATDEMON
- digital version of STATDEMON
- plus please send us a pic of you or a loved one or a pet or something similar so we can include it in the album art!

$50
- vinyl record of STATDEMON
- tshirt (we have a few new designs and will have a few more soon too - you can choose which design you want)
- everything from the $20 tier

$100
- beautiful large print of the album cover by Matt Smith
- so many random pieces of minibosses merch we have floating around, including patches, stickers, dog bandanas, cds etc
- everything from the $20 and $50 tier

we have 5 available of this $1000 tier
- pick a NES song for us to do and we'll record it and
put it on this album!
- everything from the $20, $50, and $100 tier

and again, if we make $25000, EVERYONE who donates $20 or more will receive a special retrospective dvd we're making. well, we're making it if we make the stretch goal. you understand

CAN I HAVE SOMETHING SIGNED?

yes anything

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE?

yes, please donate sooner rather than later, we are starting the whole long process of recording in a few weeks

WHAT ABOUT OUTSIDE THE US?

in canada or mexico just add $5 US to the $20, $50, or $100 tiers
anywhere else just add $5 US for the $20 tier and $10 US to the $50 tier or $100 tiers

IS THIS THE LONGEST GOFUNDME DESCRIPTION EVER?

ask STATDEMON

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  • Brian Stewart 
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Organizer

Aaron Burke 
Organizer
Phoenix, AZ
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