Lutheran Satire-River of Life Fundraiser

After 17 years of hardship in the wilderness, God has finally blessed River of Life Lutheran Church (LCMS) with a permanent building, originally built as a house of worship for the Methodist Channahon in 1926.

Despite having already made a bunch of improvements, our small group of saints still has some renovations to do in the new sacred space. We need to refinish the floors, make the communion rail kneeling-friendly, tear out the carpet, probably explode a wall, and make some other repairs, and we could use your help!

Donations of any and every size are greatly appreciated! But to make things a bit more fun, for every donation of $50 or more, I, Pastor Hans Fiene, will send you a personalized ringtone of Donall and Conall yelling at you to pick up your phone. (I'll even incorporate a couple biographical details in their rantings, if you give them to me.)

Donations

  • Tom Dunn 
    • $15 
    • 62 mos
  • Fredd Wright 
    • $15 
    • 62 mos
  • Rick Stewart 
    • $15 
    • 62 mos
  • Anonymous 
    • $15 
    • 63 mos
  • Anonymous 
    • $41 
    • 63 mos
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Organizer

Hans Fiene 
Organizer
Channahon
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