Well, to cut a long story short there's this baby, see. And she's coming pretty soon. But the trick is that our car is pretty old and according to the news the old cars, they don't work so well. Safety features are a necessity and that's why the currenty one's gotta go. That, but we can't just go without either because it's the now and cars help us get where we're going. Anyway, lot's of people want to help but we don't need more clothes (unless they're super cute) or toys (unless they're tasteful and made of Steiner ApprovedTM materials), and something that would really help would be a brand new reasonably priced second hand car. Centrelink ain't cheap so help on this front would be great. So, if you're keen to help a baby drive in stylish modest comfort with curtain airbags please donate generously. In recognition of your services we would take the first name of all contributors and create and anagram which we would then name the car. Pleasure doing business with you. Thanks. Love you too. Before the next election would be great, otherwise we're aiming for November when Melbourne calls.

The picture is of us grinning appreciatively. 

SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION: Artist's rendering of baby in (potential) car; 

SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION: The safest baby seat in the universe.