Lets Get Weird For Kyles Bachelor Party

Ok, here's the deal you bunch of degenerates. Kyle and his wife are throwing a fake wedding and for some reason I have to throw a bomb ass bachelor party for him. Like many of you I can barely stand this knuckle dragging knob gobbler, however, he has insisted on being a fantastic friend and brother to us all and unfortunately its time to pay up. If the thought of doing something nice for him
makes you gag then just think of this as throwing an incredible weekend long party for yourself as a reward for enduring the lockdowns and Chiefs superbowl loss.  If we go over the goal the rest will be spent on intoxicating substances and a Patrick Mahomes impersonator for Kyle to leg hump. Lets.Get.Weird.