Let’s clean Andy’s Ass

For those of you that don’t know, our very own Andy of Aaron Burr fame is having some unfortunate medical adventures. It all  comes down to serious ass issues. The mans pooping like there’s no tomorrow. He’s being poked, prodded, starved, dieted, put under and anything else you can name to figure out what in heavens name is wrong with him. In the meantime the pooping continues. As dutiful neighbors and concerned citizens we think it’s time to help. Andy needs a bidet. For a mere couple hundred bucks he can have a toilet seat bidet to heal is shitty ass.  Are you with me people? All ay for Andy show your love by contributing $1-10 out of your cheap ass pockets and get this mans rear in gear. Extra perk, all are welcome to eat some beans and stop over for a test run! Alrighty folks, action speaks louder then turds. 

Donations

  • Christi Johnson 
    • $10 
    • 6 mos
  • Anonymous 
    • $10 
    • 6 mos
  • Amy Bowser 
    • $75 
    • 6 mos
  • Stephan Schacher  
    • $10 
    • 6 mos
  • Joshua Druckman 
    • $20 
    • 6 mos
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Organizer

Sara Budde 
Organizer
Mountain Dale, NY
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