LASER EYES

Whaddup y'all it's yagirl Cait, sometimes known as Niltaic AKA Nilly back at ya with another birthday. This one's a good one, the durdy 30, and I think you'll really like it. 30th revolution around the sun, she don't /need/ nothin'. She's got everything she needs. She's got a cute cat, she's got a roof over her head, she's got a working PC and internet speed of 400 "Mbps"es, she's got food in her fridge sometimes. You know what she ain't got? The ability to see without corrective lenses. She's been waiting since her 16th levelup to be able to wake up and see in HD, and now that she's stabilized at 240p it's time to fulfill that visual upgrade. That's where you come in. Instead of gifts, smash that "like", share this fundraiser, remember to comment & subscribe and hit the donate button to help this woman's eyeballs become *functional*.

"The cost of LASIK eye surgery varies drastically, ranging anywhere from $1,000 to $4,000 per eye" - Forbes

My insurance through kaiser does not cover Lasik procedures.