Kyle & Janna Are Eloping and Moving to Maine!

Kyle and Janna will be eloping and moving their family of pets to Maine in the summer of 2023. Janna has accepted a position as a Tenure Track Professor in the Art Department at the University of Southern Maine in Gorham/Portland Maine and Kyle has foolishly decided to come with her and continue his transition to a full-on man of the forest.

"Kyle and I have been together for around 6 years after meeting on Match.com (thanks internet). In that time we have both navigated some of the most transformative experiences of our lives together. I completed graduate school and started my journey as an academic and artist. We adopted a mangey dog and ANOTHER rabbit. We shared 500 square feet during a global pandemic. Kyle makes my life better and though I don't NEED him - he is a luxury I've grown accustomed to and never want to live without. I love him and can't wait to start a new adventure on the coast." - Janna