Hey yall, it's Bill. This is terrifying and crappy but I really need yall's help. I have always felt that "Family Guy SpiderMan" rules apply to crowdfunding requests in that everyone gets *one*. So here is mine, unfortunately.

Long story short, a series of close deaths last year led to a mental break and me having to step down from my position as I was unable to operate as a functional human. Shortly thereafter I contracted covid for the fourth time and my body then began breaking down. I have finally been able to move to the NorCal woods in a simple home where I am able to heal and regrow and now I have to get serious about addressing my health issues, including a tumor in my mouth. That part is hard to type but I can't ignore it.

However, I have a large chunk of debt that needs to be settled with my old landlord so that I can move forward and not saddle anyone with the burden I incurred extending grace and thousands of dollars to a former roommate that left me high and dry after months of lying about income.

There has been a falling out with my remaining living parent so this is really the only option I have anymore. I know things are tougher than they ever have been, all around, but I am hoping and praying that I have brought love and light to enough of my friends around the globe to be able to navigate this nightmare. I need yall to clap for Tinkerbell and lend your energy to Goku for a spirit bomb, I am terrified but I know I can emerge from this renewed and more capable than ever. Please and thank you. Hearts n farts, always and forever.