A Human Skull for Jeff 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11
Donation protected
Ok so Jeff is ok at throwing parties, a so-so pirate, a lousy submarine driver, and we can all agree that he really lacks any form of confidence when it comes to shredding on the mountains. So for his (40th?) birthday, I think the best confidence booster we could ever get him is a full-blown, real, formally living human's skull.
Now I know what you are thinking, where can we find a real human skull and not have to deal with those pesky manslaughter charges again? It turns out the internet is fucking awesome, and there is fucking eBay for human bones!! (https://wwwhttps://www.skullsunlimited.com/pages/skulls-unlimiteds-research-skulls-and-skeletons.skullsunlimited.com/products/real-human-skull-ok-25514) They just don't ship to Georgia, Tennessee, Louisiana (not even joking) so we are good.
I envision us shouting toasts at the top of our lungs in some saloon in Virginia City as we present this to him, and whoever puts in the most $$ gets to give it to him and can 100% say this was their idea and they paid for it all and no one helped. lol.
And don't be a moron and post this on social, especially Jeff's favorite place to talk to Karen, The Facebook. This is supposed to be a surprise.
THIS PART IS FOR THE GOFUNDME TEAM (who for whatever reason keeps flagging this)
The reason for this campaign to buy a birthday/medical research present for our doctor friend Jeff (if you can even call an anesthesiologist a doctor). The problem is none of us individually like him enough to buy a $2k research tool, but we each like him enough for a $100-ish spend and are pooling our cash.
The recipient of this campaign is Jeff. But he is rich AF and a huge man-child so he has tons of medical and pirate research stuff already. The reason for the gift is he is (I use the term loosely even though his medical profession doesn't) "a doctor".
The "Withdraw Method" is for the $2k to go into Mr. Forsythe's bank account and he will 100% legally buy the present on the website linked above. Then we will all give it to him for his birthday.
Now I know what you are thinking, where can we find a real human skull and not have to deal with those pesky manslaughter charges again? It turns out the internet is fucking awesome, and there is fucking eBay for human bones!! (https://wwwhttps://www.skullsunlimited.com/pages/skulls-unlimiteds-research-skulls-and-skeletons.skullsunlimited.com/products/real-human-skull-ok-25514) They just don't ship to Georgia, Tennessee, Louisiana (not even joking) so we are good.
I envision us shouting toasts at the top of our lungs in some saloon in Virginia City as we present this to him, and whoever puts in the most $$ gets to give it to him and can 100% say this was their idea and they paid for it all and no one helped. lol.
And don't be a moron and post this on social, especially Jeff's favorite place to talk to Karen, The Facebook. This is supposed to be a surprise.
THIS PART IS FOR THE GOFUNDME TEAM (who for whatever reason keeps flagging this)
The reason for this campaign to buy a birthday/medical research present for our doctor friend Jeff (if you can even call an anesthesiologist a doctor). The problem is none of us individually like him enough to buy a $2k research tool, but we each like him enough for a $100-ish spend and are pooling our cash.
The recipient of this campaign is Jeff. But he is rich AF and a huge man-child so he has tons of medical and pirate research stuff already. The reason for the gift is he is (I use the term loosely even though his medical profession doesn't) "a doctor".
The "Withdraw Method" is for the $2k to go into Mr. Forsythe's bank account and he will 100% legally buy the present on the website linked above. Then we will all give it to him for his birthday.
Co-organizers (2)
Andrew Forsythe
Organizer
Leander, TX
Tait Duryea
Co-organizer