Jagoffs Never Die But They Do Need Help: A Polino Fundraiser

Well, as you probably have heard, our favorite, sweet weirdo Michael Polino has been in the hospital fighting an SOB of a rare autoimmune disorder with a lung disease kicker for the better part of a month now. We all know Mike is notoriously hard to kill, but since they really frown on slinging drinks in the ICU, it’s time for us to give Mike and Morgan some financial relief. I reckon if everyone gives a dollar for every free shot Mike ever poured them that ought to cover things for a year!

Jokes aside, the best case scenario still means it’s going to be a long while before Mike can don his infamous boots again and dear, sweet Morgan needs to be with him as much as possible. I know this dirtbag family will pull together for our beloved boy!