i lost my pandora bracelet that i had since age 13

this is purely a joke and i am honestly just trying to laugh about the situation so i don’t become suicidal.

hi. when i was younger my 3 older sisters all had shiny silver pandora bracelets, every christmas and birthday they’d be gifted a new cute little bead to add to their personalised little bracelet.

so i begged, and begged and begged my mum for one, and for my 13th birthday i got one.

over the years, my mum, dad, sisters, brother, best friend and boyfriend put it their hard earned 40-100 bucks at a time to add to my pandora bracelet. it was my prized posession. probably the most expensive thing i owned. i wore it every day on my right wrist, and every night i put it up safe on my bedside table.

it pains me to even say i lost it, it’s embarrassing and frustrating that i could just lose something so sentimental. (and to add to it i also lost a $150 bangle that my boyfriend bought me for christmas)

if i were to miraculously raise even a little bit of money pulled out of the universe’s ass, it would go 100% towards replacing my pandora bracelet.

in no way am i disregarding the purpose of a gofundme or acting like this is a serious life changing charity that anyone should even consider putting even a cent into, it is completely my responsibility for losing my own personal belongings, and i will be saving up my own money to replace my bracelet, before i even buy myself a car.

BUT, if anyone has a spare 10c, a dollar they found in a crack of the couch, or if anyone knows a rich sugar daddy that will just buy the whole thing, or a witch that can manifest and whip up a spell to bring my bracelet back to me, any help is help✊