I did a bad bad thing- Gypsy the Parrot-

Hi, my name is Gypsy, I’m a 10 year old female eclectus parrot…. I f*%ked up pretty bad last night and demembered my owners fancy race wheels on her pride and joy BMCTM01. I guess the new season of Dexter started messing with my head and I was craving the sensation of death and Destruction.

Like most females my self control and destructive tendencies got the better of me… can I blame PMS? It is spring after all!!! 

My owner is giving me the silent treatment, and I miss our free flighting adventures.. She loves this freakin bike so bad!!!

She attempted to post an advert to a couple of local Facebook pages to source a new front wheel… after her post went viral it became obvious ’said’ wheel is no longer available for purchase, meaning my lapse in self control is now going to cost her a pretty penny - opps my bad!!

Given the attention her photo has got (I’ve been made into many memes!!) and the lack of new or second hand wheels out there I’m going try turn lemons into lemonade and get my owner a new set of wheel… she is poor AF…

from all the hormonal, destructive parrots out there I feel ya!!! Somethings are just too tasty  not the destroy!!

Thanks for the support fellow human!