Hi, my friends! As some of you know, I am a standup comedian (well at least that is what I tell people). Those who know me well, and some that have seen my show, know that I talk about the dentist and my Dental work and how I spent $50,000 for implants! One joke "I was saving money to buy a house, now I will be moving into my molar!" I had to do it if I was going to remain on stage, or even eat for that matter!

Here we are again, but now it's the bottom of my mouth! It's not that I have bad teeth (I don't have enough for them to be bad!), I have bone loss. This happens a lot (more to women, of course), especially as we age. Unfortunately, my loss didn't wait till I got THAT old, it started when I was younger.

I may have inherited this from my dad, (my mother died at 39, so it probably wasn't her). If so that will be the only thing I inherited! Maybe I wouldn't mind as much if they left me $$ to go with the bone loss!

With all the money I have put into my mouth (I mean dental work), I want to be buried with an open coffin so everyone can see my teeth. Here lies Michele and what was to be her retirement plan.

I am SO embarrassed to ask, but someone said, try it, whatever help you get is better than nothing.

I truly would be grateful if only 1,000 just gave $5. That would at least cover one implant!

PS it's also my birthday!