Horny - A Devilish Dark Comedy Short Film

So imagine if we had the funds ($5,000) necessary to make cool stuff...like an outrageous film about the Devil with life troubles? No not talking about Lucifer and no this isn't a porno. Still don't follow us yet!? *cough Okay well check this out.

"HORNY"

a Devilish Dark Comedy That Goes For The Soul

When the neurotic Devil himself shows up in New York City on assignment nothing good can come from it. Especially for Lily, an advertising executive whose life is going straight to Hell. When these two cross paths will the world end as we know it? Nothing is as it seems in this original story that goes for the soul.

Inspired by outrageous comedy films of the 80s and 90s, director Geordy Skolnick sets out to bring a very particular brand of comedy that is both familiar to viewers and yet as a modern as a TikTok dance challenge.  

WHOSE THIS WEIRD DIRECTOR ASKING ME FOR MONEY? THE NERVE...

Geordy Skolnick is an actor, director, writer, producer, and comedian. Having been in the business for 10 years starting in Manhattan he values every work given to him. He enjoys exploring the creativity of a story and the "no limit" journey it takes. Founder of Laughing Hearse Entertainment; a horror-based production company that brings forth short films, features, and experimental works from various genres of the spectrum. Reminiscing of such great works like Creepshow, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and Tales from the Crypt. It is timeless creativity, dark morbid elements, and lightheartedness to an otherwise dark world. He hopes to give audiences amazing entertainment by facing their fears of the intense unknown

Our mission is to make this into the most wild crazy fun rollercoaster short film ever! We personally think it's something amazing. We plan on submitting this film to various horror film festivals across the globe but we can't even get this movie started without your help!

FIRST

OUR MARVELOUS CAST:

Dante played by Cesar Munoz

California-born, Mississippi-raised, Boston-educated, and NYC- based, Cesar Munoz is an ever-hungry student of the stories we tell ourselves of who and what we are. An Emerson College B.F.A. Acting graduate, he is constantly seeking to elevate his craft by means of literature, higher educational programs, and most importantly, through collaborating with other curious creatives.

Lily played by Erica Becker

Erica, originally from the Midwest, is an actress, singer, and TV host who moved to NYC around 8 years ago to bring her childhood dreams to fruition. She has been performing her entire life, and her passion for the artistic, creative world is undeniable.  She has appeared on numerous off-Broadway stages, Hulu, Netflix, Apple TV, The ID Channel, and her most recent featured role in ‘Brooklyn Ties’ on Amazon Prime.

Aaron played by Macy Allen

Macy is excited to join the cast of Horny. She is a new actor on the scene with hopes of pursuing acting/modeling full time. She recently worked with Sara The Designer, The Dysign House, and walked in her second fashion runway show during New York Fashion Week. The Oklahoma Two-Spirit Choctaw native is a Doctor of Physical by trade, a full-time fur parent to her two small dogs. She wants to thank her spouse, Vanessa Allen for constantly pushing her to pursue her dreams.

YES THEY ARE ALL AWESOME!

The film itself has a duration of a little over 37 minutes according to the script. We will be shooting approximately 6 days not counting rehearsals. Oh and in the words of the grandfather from Jackie Chan Adventures ONE MORE THING!!! Did we forget to tell you that we have almost 10 locations needed? Quite a challenge eh...

Some Perks to Those That Care to Help (if you don't donate we still love you...you just won't get anything from us is all)

$20 - a special thank you from the Director

$35 - a special thank you in film credits

$50 - a private downloadable link to "Horny" finished cut

$100 - Producer credit on IMDB

$500 - Associate Producer credit on IMDB

$1000 - Executive Producer Credit on IMDB and End Credits, Signed Script

(ONLY ONE) $2000 - Executive Producer Credit on IMDB, End Credits and a Limited Edition Rare Dracula Bela Lugosi 3D Movie Poster

WHERE DOES THIS MONEY GO?

Our talented Cast

Sound/Music Editor

Film Editor 

Cinematographer

Sound Guy 

Food/Beverage 

Costumes/Makeup

Transportation

Location

Film Festivals 

Transportation

Extra Crew

Any and all additional funds obtained will go directly towards Horny as a safety blanket backup!

Other Works from Laughing Hearse Entertainment

On the Way to My Grave - During a memorial service for the dearly departed, a routine wake goes off the rails for a couple of peculiar individuals.

Directed by Geordy Skolnick 

Starring: Meghan Palmer, Courtney Dease, Lillian Conner, Joshua Pangborn, Kayla Sackler, David Jude Miller, and Sammy Mena

Editor: Kristian Otero

Original Score: Ethan James

Phenomerotica - A sad man must confront his past after viewing a mysterious videotape.

Directed by Tzvi Friedman

Starring: Jon Peterson

Original Score: Ethan James

Shower Tap - They say showers are a place where we face our ultimate demons. A young man named Eddie will face his.

Directed by Geordy Skolnick

Starring: Meghan Palmer, Lucas Hogan

Music: Patrick Huven