Hi, I’m Zach, and I recently learned that my hand is stronger than reinforced glass.

After a night out with friends, I made it back to my residence and, in a moment of incredible balance and coordination, fell forward into the door. My hand hit the window so hard that it completely shattered.

The glass did not survive. I did.

Unfortunately, the repair bill is… not as funny as the story. I’m now responsible for paying for the damages, and I would greatly appreciate any help from kind strangers who enjoy a good “learned this the hard way” moment.

If you donate, just know your money is going toward replacing a window and reminding me to never trust my depth perception again.