Help Zach Shuster Save His Home

Calling all Calistogans, Campoliners, and other Crusty Clowns (also Charitable Cream Cakes). Our very own Zachary Shuster is within inches of houselessness thanks to an unfortunate drawn-out encounter with a scrabby nefulous gleetch who took terrible advantage of his adorable naive kindness and left him in a pickle. We cannot idly stand by and let Shuster lose his home, which is a very special place to many of us.

Zachary needs a substantial chunk of money to make house repairs in order to avoid quite terrible consequences, which include huge fines and waterboarding and other kinds of capitalist rubbish, including not being able to keep his wonderful tenants whose rent is basically spelling Zach's survival at the moment.

Now I know I am not the only one who has sequestered myself away up there at the Shuster's, drowning my sorrows in cheese sandwiches and bourbon, cozily hiding my eccentricities from the world. STEP UP YE DELINQUENTS and prop up your benefactor in his time of need.

And if you are not a delinquent, but rather a very kind and giving soul who simply wants to help keep a very brilliant and precious romantic from the cruel streets, bless you I say. You are making the world a better place.