Help your friend Brandy pay for rude surgery

GOAL HAS BEEN MET! ❣️❣️✨✨‍‍♥️♥️♥️

Oh hi friends, so here’s my long sad TMI Tale,

 

For about 15ish years now I’ve had a pain that has worsened each passing year, it started out as a pain that crippled me after orgasm (that’s right, virgins! I’ve done secs!) it would happen about 10-15 mins after orgasm, last 20-30 mins, then fade away. This would start a few days after my period and build up/worsen each day until my period began again.

 

Gradually these “episodes” became longer. The span of time after sex to the beginning of the pain grew shorter. I taught myself to stop having orgasms…rude.

 

Then I stopped having sex, stopped dating, the pain was just too much and it would weigh on any lover I had (sorry sorry just had to say lover there because it is so gross and so funny, my apologies, sorry lovers)

 

BUT - jokes on me, because the pain got worse, it started happening after I walked my dog or exercised, after walking up the stairs, or simply waking up in the morning to pee. I was NOT live laugh loving.

 

The gap started to close and my fear of the pain just one day never going away intensified. I was late for everything. I had to cancel meetings and appointments. I felt like everyone was mad at me allll the time.

 

There was a month in 2021 where I couldn’t leave my bed or the bathroom for more than a few minutes. I saw over 10 doctors, they either prescribed me birth control or nothing at all. It wasn’t cancer and it wasn’t a baby, therefor my pain was not validated nor recognized in the small close minded world of female medicine.

 

So I started taking medicine from my friends. I honestly would’ve chopped my body in half if someone said it might help … just super glue my torso to a skateboard and leave me here to Ollie in peace

 

The pain was finally being somewhat managed by pain medication, I had insurance and a doctor who seemed to believe me and want to help.

 

But the medication just couldn’t keep up. In the last year and a half, the pain was getting exponentially worse with each passing month. Sometimes never even going away, just lulling in the background as a throbbing constant ache.

 

I wasn’t sleeping, and if I did sleep, my body would have an orgasm in my SLEEP and I’d wake up having to crawl to the bathroom to throw up or pass out from the pain. Apparently ain’t no mystery disease gonna keep a ho down, hell ya

 

K so ALLL that leads us to here: I had a laparoscopic surgery (exploratory to see if I have Endometriosis tissue that could be welding organs together or just generally pissing my guts off) and my insurance has me paying a little over $8100 out of pocket for the surgery that we’re not sure will even do or find anything. Thanks America!

 

I’m not sure what the status is as of now, they took some suspish looking stuff out of my bod to run some tests, but if it’s not like, the magical cure for Covid or something, I’m not having it. (But imagine if my guts were the cure? ?? That would be so sick)

 

SO, friends, if you would like to donate, or donate in exchange for a trade, please please don’t hesitate. My trades are all over the rating scale, so I will send a list to anyone who wants it! Get something in return for your money, like a photo set or a dog walk or a …other stuff.

 

Just post “trade!” Somewhere in your donation and I’ll send a private message for you to choose from! Trades start at $50 bucks, because I am an ARTist, jk but for real they start at $50 bucks ok I love you. And sorry that you know I’ve had seggs now. And also for bringing it up again right now. K bye

 

xoxo

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