Help Us Replace Our Toilet Nightmares

Help Us Win the Battle Against Stubborn Toilet Stains!

Friends, family, and kind strangers—our family is facing a battle unlike any other. A battle waged daily, armed with scrub brushes, bleach, and sheer determination. Yet, no matter how hard we try, our toilets refuse to stay clean.

It’s as if they’ve developed a mind of their own, resisting every cleaner known to mankind. We’ve poured, scrubbed, and prayed, but the stains return with a vengeance, mocking our efforts. Guests hesitate before using the restroom, and we’ve had serious discussions about just setting the bathrooms on fire and starting fresh.

But there’s hope! With your help, we can replace these cursed commodes with stain-resistant, self-cleaning toilets (yes, they exist!). No more shame. No more desperate Google searches at 2 AM. Just fresh, sparkling toilets and a family finally free from this porcelain nightmare.

If you’ve ever fought an unwinnable battle against household grime, please consider donating. Every dollar gets us closer to stain-free sanity!

Thank you for laughing with us—and for helping us flush this problem away!