Help Us Poutine The Wedding!

Dear friends, family, and lovers of gravy-drenched joy,

This is not your average wedding fundraiser. We’re not asking for a honeymoon in Bali or a swan ice sculpture. We're raising money for something far more sacred…

A POUTINE BAR.

Yes, you read that right. Cheese curds, golden fries, hot gravy. Piled high. Optional toppings. Tears of joy. The works.

My little sister Tiffany is marrying the absolute gem of a human that is Darren. Their love is beautiful, weird, outdoorsy, and covered in pine needles—which is fitting, because the wedding is taking place at an outdoor school in the woods (location withheld so no raccoons crash the party).

Now, we all know weddings are about love, family, and commitment. But let's be honest, they're also about a poutine bar that’ll make people weep with joy and gravy.

Here’s the thing. Poutine for 120 guests isn’t cheap. Cheese curds are basically dairy diamonds. Fries are love. And gravy? Gravy is the glue that holds this whole marriage (and plate) together.

We’ll even have Lactaid on hand for all our lactose-intolerant heroes, because no one should be denied the glory of gooey cheese because of a rebellious digestive system.

So whether you're:

* A fan of Tiffany and/or Darren

* A lover of poutine

*Someone who once ate poutine and had a religious experience

* Just going for the chaos

Please consider donating to help us make this dream come true.

$5 buys a fistful of fries. $10 melts some curds. $20? That’s deluxe toppings. $50? You're basically walking them down the aisle in a gravy boat!

If you can’t donate, no worries—please just share this with your fellow poutine enthusiasts. Or shout “Vive le poutine!” into the wind. It all helps.

With love,

Amateur Fry Fundraiser