HELP US FLY BABY TRUMP OVER MAR-A-LAGO TO SAVE DEMOCRACY!

HELP US FLY BABY TRUMP OVER MAR-A-LAGO

AND KICK OFF THE 2025 SOUTHERN TOUR

TO SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY!

Yep, it’s officially here. Born in London and raised in the USA by the anti-Trump Resistance, the famed Baby Trump Balloon has been resting up in his super-sized cradle just a few baby steps away from the Winter White House. And on this Thursday, July 17th, he’s ready to kick off his highly anticipated Baby Trump Balloon Tour with inconsolable nap-rage at the John Lewis commemorative “GOOD TROUBLE Lives On”, #2547 Twilight March to Mar-a-Lago and Candlelight Vigil for Democracy. On this most glorious day, Baby Trump will troll Wannabe King Donald J. Trump BIG TIME, right over the Mar-a-Lago in Donald’s very own backyard!

As the current President (@realDonaldTrump) desecrates our Democracy and dismantles our Constitution, the resistance is raring for the Baby Trump Balloon to boost morale and show the Trumps all the disrespect and dishonor they deserve. Orange, chubby, combed over and eager to be set aloft in a fresh new diaper, Baby Trump is ready to cut Donald down to size as he floats larger than life in all his petulant, thin-skinned, scowling glory. July 17th could not be a more perfect day to kick the Southern Baby Trump Balloon Tour off to a flying start by “Getting into Good and Necessary Trouble and helping to redeem the soul of America” and proclaim our Independence from Trumpism.

Whatever BS Trump decides to do, whether its pissing and crapping all over the Stars and Stripes by signing goods manufactured in China, or by steamrolling tanks through the streets of Washington D.C. in another Hitleresque military parade, or bizarrely spasming to the sounds of The Village People, - we’ve got an even more perfect event of our own planned just for you. While Donald plays toy soldier in DC, or Golfs in Bedminster, the Baby Trump Balloon will draw the attention of the public and the media to Mar-a-Lago (in a strike to the beating heart of Anti-American Trumpism and the very nerve center of the GOP).

And what a show it will be: Fully inflated, the Needler-in-Chief Baby Trump Balloon is a 20-foot-tall beloved spectacle that is as round as it is high. Sporting the perpetual snarling grimace of Felon 47, Baby Trump plans to give us all a huge dose of fun-filled, heart-warming “Schadenfreude” as he flies high over Mar-a-Lago. Now that’s what we call a fitting ceremony for the Felon who wants to be KKKing. Baby Trump waits only to be filled with more helium than any human can stand, and to be set aglow from head to toe with a 1,000-watt UV light suppository. As Baby Trump floats through the night sky, a PA speaker system will amplify every Baby Belch and Whine for all to hear. Even better, a peaceful candlelight march and vigil will accompany the Big Baby all the way from West Palm Beach to Mar-a-Lago. Imagine: lights, camera, action, drama, media! Whoa, will Donald be angry!

In fact, when the Baby Trump Balloon floated over London in 2019, Donald said it made him “feel unwelcome.” Boohoo! And the more unwelcome Donald feels, the happier us real American patriots feel! Hence the enduring fame and popularity of the Biggest Troll Ever – The Baby Trump Balloon.

But here’s the thing: Although it does appear as if by magic up in the sky, so much larger than life, each Balloon requires money and the very hard, days-long work of lots of volunteers and hires to create the highly publicized spectacle that insults Trump and fills us with so much delight. Each inflation requires a truck for transport, a huge baby blankie for assemblage and +1,200 cubic feet of helium. Nine guy lines are needed to be manned, so he doesn’t run / fly away. He requires security to protect him from kidnapping or murder, and physicals to help him recover from wear and tear and stress, and legal battles. And, for serious impact, he needs lights, and a sound system. All in all, a full metric ton of gear and then some! Plus, a backup Baby Trump is needed to double the fun and come to the rescue in case one Baby Clone is out of commission. And, to increase everyone’s viewing pleasure and excitement, we want to commission companion Baby Balloons so he’s not so lonely! That’s why he, and We the People, want to see Baby Trump’s success. Imagine, a Baby Parade Brigade!

A visit to Mar-a-Lago is just the start of Baby Trump’s 2025 Sky-Trolling Southern Tour! We cannot do all of this without you. Please contribute to our very worthy cause! This fundraiser is being managed by United+ (For Peace, Love Unity and Solidarity, an Indivisible Chapter), which will receive the funds donated. The funds, in turn, will be used to support the expenses associated with taking the Baby Trump balloons on tour, hopefully around the United States and across the world. Thank you!!!

ABOUT US:

UNITED+ (U+, formerly United Against Trumpism) is a Palm Beach County (PBC) based organization dedicated to grassroots political activism. With over 1,000 members, U+ aims to channel the Electorate’s anger, shock and fear over the anti-American, Authoritarian, Criminal, and outright Treasonous policies of the “Trump-Vance” regime and their Project 2025 playbook and transform it into a powerful and unified movement of protest and action.

U+ has led “14” National Marches to Mar-a-Lago, the Nerve Center of America’s Extreme Right and the Epicenter of Trumpism. U+'s ability to handle the complex logistics of activities near Trump’s “Winter White House” has enabled us to develop strong working relationships with all branches of law enforcement, authorities and agencies, and civil rights organizations within the city of Palm Beach. We have mutually respectful relations and channels of communication open to bona fide activist groups within PBC and with all levels of elected county, city and state officials within South Florida.

Since 2016, U+ (in partnership with other local and national organizations) has organized and led over “50” major demonstrations that have presented considerable strategic and legal challenges. We are proud to say that we have not only handled these issues with professionalism and integrity, and we have also prevailed in Federal Court against our own government in a bona fide First Amendment legal challenge in Federal Court.

Strength Is In Unity. Please HELP us continue our resistance!

Many Thanks and Sincere Gratitude.