Please Help Tim Warner Get A New Used HouseCar

Hello. My name is Tim Warner. I am a Comedian. Well, not professionally, otherwise I wouldn't be in this predicament. I am probably most known for my appearance on Kill Tony #592 with Joe Rogan and Jessie Johnson. I left New York City on election day 2020 and have been living out of my car, which was co-signed by a fan, travelling the country during the pandemic, before landing in Austin, Texas in March of 2021. On May 26th, I was involved in an automobile accident that totaled my car. Which was also my house. Which was also my main source of income. 

These last two weeks I've been attempting to solve this challenge on my own. I tried to finance a housecar, a 2012 Honda Accord with 45,000 miles, with Carvana. After I had everything marked green: insurance verification, income verification and all the papers signed, in the eleventh hour they informed me my Uber Eats income is inconsistent income (even though it shows up consistently on my bank statements) and I need to either; gain a third party loan or obtain a co-signer. Not to brag, with my 574 credit score it's difficult to gain a loan and since most of the people I know in Austin are either former addicts or comics, I have not been able to find a co-signer. I have had a couple job interviews and I have some lined up, yet still a solution hasn't manifested. As a last resort, this is where I am asking for your help. 

Most of my life I have been an addict. I have self sabotaged success with my character defects and shortcomings. As I write this, I have been off drugs and alcohol since October 24th, 2022. Making today 228 days clean. These last seven and half months have Comedically and personally, been beyond my wildest dreams. I was pretty funny when I was abusing myself but these last few months have shown myself and audiences that I am extremely more funny sober. Which is why I believe that this is only the beginning and that there are greater moments to come. 

My journey hasn't been easy. No true journey is. From being a mess and homeless in New York City to being sober and clean in Austin, Texas. My story has inspired many people to change their lives and be a part of the best that our lives have to offer. I have no desire to use again because I love who I am becoming. I also find inspiration with who others are becoming as well. My whole life changed when I started to give the gift of laughter instead of needing the laughs for myself. That's a path I hope will evolve and inflate as time goes on. All I can do is: speak from my heart, be grateful for what I have and have faith there are greater moments yet to come.

I have eight nights left at the place I am staying. This is my last resort. I need a housecar and that's what the contributions will be used for. If you can't contribute I understand, times are tough for many. But if you would spread the word and share this with as many people as you can. That would mean the Universe to me and many others. Thank You for your support and I Appreciate You sharing your time.