I've been to countless OKC Thunder games, including their first-ever game in Oklahoma (preseason vs Houston at the BOK Center,) first-ever regular season game (Ford Center vs Milwaukee) and first-ever home playoff game (insane win in 2010 over Kobe/Pau/Bynum Lakers.)

I have not seen a loss in person since a late season 2008 defeat to the dreaded San Antonio Spurs. I am undefeated since then, across dozens of regular season and playoff games.

The Thunder are in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. They need me. And $1500 will ensure a victory and the happiness of millions of Oklahomans. It's the least you can do.