Help Save the Anonymous Psyopmobile

the car that I live in and use to get to work is in danger of being immobilized. the suspension is completely hosed, and the "death rattle" of the ball joints is getting worse.

solving this is no simple task. I can save money by doing most of the work myself, as I am a mechanic. but even then, it will require over a thousand dollars in parts and a visit to an alignment shop.

when I acquired this car several years ago, the suspension was long overdue for an overhaul. since then, the car has been all over the country, taken off-road numerous times, bombed through deserts and swamps, and kept countless Californians in check. it also frequently serves as my home as I go on long research missions for the benefit and/or entertainment of various people on the internet (many of whom have lots of money).

well the suspension has had about all she can stands and she cant stands no more. if I cannot come up with the money for the parts, then not only will I lose my job but I will also lose my home and possibly even my life, when a ball joint finally gives out and the car spins out of control on one of Florida's crowded highways.

to those in the know, this car has also dependably served as the mobile operations studio for the Anonymous Foreign Affairs Desk since 2023, where it is affectionately known as "The Psyopmobile". it is with this zippy machine (blessed by both Orthodox and Anglo-Catholic priests) that I regularly do various stunts & recon missions on behalf of cyberterrorist collective Anonymous.

this is the very same car that I used to study the "people" of San Francisco for EFNetNews, and which also took me to Crescent City to interview enigmatic 4chan.org founder Bernie "Martin Random" Goldsmith and his falcon-based cybercult.

in an era where Original Content in Anonymous is at an all-time low, the venerable Psyopmobile is currently one of Anon's most valuable fleet assets. now it is threatened. with your support, the Psyopmobile will continue to troll the highways of America for years to come.