What's up witches,

We both have officially made it to that age where marathons are an acceptable way of dealing with Americans addiction. We are running for a cure.

On November 29th, we will be making an ultimate sacrifice, the Taco Bell marathon. A 50k that involves eating at 9 different Taco Bells around DC and VA, which includes but is not limited to physical deterioration, digestive distress, and possibly... Your donation?

There are a few ways you can show your support:

Order a life-size version of us and cheer us on along the race

Or provide money reimbursements

Funds: to be used for giant rolls of toilet paper https://tinyurl.com/tvnrmxkh

Crunchwrap supreme extra beans

Beano

Celcius energy drinks (2 of them)

A 5,000 dollar uber gift card we promise not to use during the race

Matching taco outfits (for the tacos)

Private jet (for taking us to the ER post crunchwrap supreme extra bean #9)

Sponsor your favorite athletes today so they can win the golden taco. Get ready to be Baja Blasted by our skills.

This marathon is one in which few have the grit to finish. Thank you for your generous support and for believing in us even when we don't believe in ourselves

God bless,

Darrel & Lozgobbler

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