The following is a post of me (probably) overexplaining a situation before asking for help...

We're in a bit of a bind. As some of you may know, Rocky and I were pretty much out of work for a few months. We got behind on rent and bills. My bank account is currently overdrawn (due to bills coming out, haha).

This morning, our power was shut off. Since we broke our payment agreement with MidAmerican by missing a payment last week, they want the full amount owed, and we simply don't have it.

We're also late on rent, and if not paid by Friday, they will start the eviction process.

Now that Rocky once again has a shop space, he's working.

I am also now working full time, but only as of last week. We're both ecstatic to be working, but unfortunately, we're just not being paid soon enough to appease the corporate entities.

What I'm about to ask for is to BORROW some money that you WILL be reimbursed over the next few weeks, so that we can take care of our electricity, rent, and that pesky overdraft fee. I am willing to put this in writing.

I have proof of the bills and rent we owe, as well as proof that my account is overdrawn. I can provide all of that if you want to see it.

This isn't a scam. This is me, needing help in the form of a loan (or multiple loans from different people, since it's not a small amount for many) that will be quickly repaid, and asking for it. Please message me if you would like more details.

Thank you for reading.

And, because I forgot to do this the other night... I'm mooning you again. ;)