Help Replace The Bike That Makes Privy Privy Go!!

HELP!! This mf stole my bike last night! I am without wheels!

I'm in NYC for the month of June, working around the clock to make Privy Privy happen here. Last night, after the Crackhead Barney event (which of course brought joy to all) I was in the back mopping up and wiping whipped cream and sprinkles off the walls when this guy sawed my lock in half and stole my bike right across the street! I'm glad someone got it on video-- but it did not result in my bike not being stolen!

I rely on this bike every day. It's a fancy folding bike that I bought on Craigslist with stimulus check money in 2020. Now it is gone!!

Privy Privy costs a zillion dollars to run, and it's super friggin sad to be drowning in debt (actually) to try to create a thing of pleasure and joy for the masses and then have the reward from that be having my bike stolen while cleaning up after it.

I know recouping a fancy bike might seem like a frivolity but it is actually an essential and necessary part of my day-to-day, so if folks are able to help me get a new (used) bike, I would be extraordinarily grateful!!! THANK YOU!!