Hello, I'm Sandy McCann-Parker. You might know me! UnitedHealthCare is a fuck and only approved 1 (one) of the 2 (two) procedures I need as part of my gender affirming breast augmentation. That sucks! I have to shell out a fuckin lot of money now!

I would sincerely appreciate any and all assistance my wonderful friends and kind hearted strangers and acquaintances could spare for this. This is, for the most part, the last big step on my big dumb gender journey and at this point I just want this to be fucking over and for the stock price of UnitedHealthCare to nosedive and never recover, those fuckin rats

EDIT: we did it babes, got the surgery you all saved my ass