This is the best I could get out of ChatGPT before it started to get real weird with it.

Dear Esteemed Citizens,

As many of you know, Patrick recently suffered a heart attack culminating in open heart surgery. Having undergone the harrowing ordeal, he now finds himself in dire straits, grappling with the burden of accumulating living expenses during his convalescence.

In the spirit of fellowship and camaraderie, let us band together to alleviate Patrick's financial woes. Contributions, whether great or small, will serve to ensure that he may rest easy, with a roof over his head, sustenance on his table, and perhaps a modicum of entertainment to lift his spirits during this trying time.

Our collective aim is to amass the sum of $3000, a modest sum in the grand scheme of things but one that will make all the difference to Patrick as he navigates this challenging chapter in his life.

In this season of goodwill and charity, let us extend our hands to our fellow man in need. Your generosity will not only provide tangible support but will also serve as a beacon of hope and solidarity for Patrick in his hour of need.

With deepest gratitude,

John "Fat Tony" Daley

In all seriousness, I had my own heart attack a couple of years ago, and I assure you, they are the worst. And I got off easier than Patrick, so money really isn't something he should be stressing right now. As a 1099 Contract employee Pat doesn't qualify for FMLA or Disability, but, we're exploring all our options for financial aid that we can find. So we trying, but we live in a capitalist hellscape where health is a luxury, pls help.