Help our queen Patty O’Furniture breathe easy!

Hi All,

Devin here. I’ve been a friend of Patty Zagorski (also known as Patty O’Furniture) for ten - whole - years! And if you know him half as well as I do, you’ll know he’s resilient, proud, and fiercely independent.

But unfortunately a medical issue has arisen in his life and it needs to be dealt with ASAP before it causes irreparable harm to our lovable bubba’s health: Patty has sleep apnea and needs a CPAP.

This is a disorder that causes a person to stop breathing intermittently during their sleep cycle, in turn causing a whole mess of problems during their waking life.

No matter how much sleep Patty gets, he still remains groggy throughout the day. This is affecting his job performance, emotional state, and general wellbeing. We need to help this queen!

CPAPs help people with sleep apnea by helping them regulate their breathing while they sleep, and that’s great! What’s not so great is that they run anywhere from $500-$1000. Patty has taken a big hit financially from the pandemic, and is also taking care of his senior diabetic dog Ruby, which sadly leaves his money tight. All proceeds from this fundraiser will go directly towards his medical expenses as they relate to his sleep apnea - specifically, towards a reliable CPAP machine.

If you’ve read this far it means Patty has touched your life in a meaningful way. Doctors agree that a consistent lack of sleep is one of the deadliest things you can do to your body. Please join me in contributing any amount of money you can to get our pal into a good night’s rest! As he has told me, he is “tired of being tired.”

Love,

Devin