Hello I am Lucifer, some may know me as ὁ ἑωσφόρος ὁ πρωὶ, “morning star" or "shining one”. I’ll be brief, we just aren’t ready for Nika to rejoin us in hell, we recently got some white chaise lounges, and you know how she is with hot Cheetos. So I beg of you to help her survive on earth a little longer.

What happened: Nika was hit by a speeding drunk driver while stopped at a stop sign in Soquel on Monday 2/6 while driving home from Land of Medicine Buddha, and her car was totaled. The other driver was doing 70 mph in the wrong lane in a residential area and slammed into her head-on with no warning, giving her insignificant little human brain a significant wallop. She is dealing with a moderate concussion causing all day pressure headaches, migraines, confusion and overall cerebral meltdown, severe whiplash and a fun collection of contusions. Sadly the other driver had no insurance whatsoever, and is dealing with criminal charges, leaving lots of out of pocket in store for Nika, to pay for medical costs, a rental car to get to work, and a down payment on a new or used car. Her insurance will pay off her car loan but that’s about it. Please help out if your disposable income allows, but if it does not, please consider sending her a video of cats being dumb. Additionally I can order her to entertain you or clean your house if you would like some recompense for your donation. Once she gets her life together she would love to repay you. It doesn’t concern me, as long as you keep her earthside for a few more years. Many thanks for reading humans, I’ll be seeing some of you later, you know who you are.

Be well,

Lucifer and the office of the Heliophobic Order of Demons