Help Michael Conquer His Medical Bills

Hi Everybody. This is Michael. I'm writing to let you know that I've had to take a little break in my world domination tour to get some cancer treatment. You're reading this message because I'm trying to see if I can get you to pay for some of it. My prognosis is good and I've already done 30 radiation treatments and a couple rounds of chemo. I've got one more round of chemo left. I was hoping to have some weird radiation-caused mutation that would cause me to grow 50 feet so I could attack downtown Austin all by myself but what happened instead was I paid a shit-ton of medical bills and missed a bunch of work. I actually have pretty good insurance but my deductible is big so I'm still in the hole kinda bad. Any help you might be able to throw my way would be much appreciated. Again, my prognosis for recovery is really good. I don't want anybody worrying. I just want some of your sweet, sweet cashola. I hope you have a lovely day. Y'all are sweethearts. XOXO, Michael.