~Help me open a cafe in Costa Rica~

Hola everyone from the land of Pura Vida!   I am about to embark on another chapter of this journey called life.  I'm going to open a small "soda" (what we call a small café here in Costa Rica).    I know I said I'd never do it again,  but.....never say never, right?   Needless to say,  I'm in need of some funding.   What I'm asking is for you to make just a $25 donation.....but wait!   It's not just a donation,   you are actually buying a $25 gift certificate to the café, redeemable 60 days after the opening.   If you live outside of CR,   well,  then you will have incentive to come on down and experience life pura vida style.  :)   I know this may seem like an unusual way to get start up $, but it's my only option.....plus, you aren't just giving me money,  you are buying a gift certificate.   I'm super excited about opening the place, because I've been working 3, 4, 5....jobs at once for the past couple of years to make ends meet and I'd like to condense all that energy into one little place where the community can meet, hang out, eat, drink, and enjoy.    The place will be located in Gabi's Play in North Guiones, Nosara, Costa Rica, which is an adorable commerce area that is made of small shipping containers.   I'll be serving up home cooked meals for breakfast and lunch, as well as selling all the products I've become known for....Linda Lea's Turmeric Ginger Tea,   gluten free and vegan cakes and cookies,  sauces, salad dressings, etc.     Thank you so much for reading this and thank you in advance for anyone who feels moved to donate.    I will be forever grateful for any and all help.      Pura Vida~~~