After going back and forth with a seller who clearly doesn’t understand manifestation math, I’ve officially rescinded my $10 million faith-based offer on their $15.8 million mansion. They weren’t willing to meet me where I’m at spiritually or financially. They weren’t ready. I am.

So now, I’m back on the market. Not just looking for a house, but for a vibe. A manifestation. A home that aligns with my higher self, my future self, and my Pinterest board.

This GoFundMe isn’t about logic. It’s about faith. It’s for the girlies, the guys, the theys and thems who believe in bold prayers, favor, and houses that haven’t even been built yet.

Your donation isn’t just about a house, it’s a seed. A little faith offering toward something bigger than me. Every dollar supports content, creativity, joy, champagne closing toasts (grape juice optional), and the upkeep of this ongoing dream.

Whether you’re donating $1 or $111.11, I promise to keep showing up, speaking life over what hasn’t happened yet, and walking through listings like the keys are already mine.

The home may be invisible for now, but the vision is real.