Ever since I was young lad and saw Major Bedhead deliver mail to Loonette via unicycle on The Big Comfy Couch, I've had an itch in the back of my soul to hop on this single-wheeled mode of transportation and learn to ride in style. My hope and goal is to raise my net goofiness by affixing my shenanigans to the top of this unicycle. Life is short. Today is the day, my friends.
If you feel so compelled, I implore you to help me make my childhood dreams come true. One wheel. One heart. One love.