Y’ALL. I have officially discovered my life’s calling and I’m not even being dramatic (okay I am):

Para-Anthropology / Metaphysical Cultural Anthropology

AKA: studying humans, ghosts, vibes, cursed objects, spiritual side-eyes, and the ancient sacred art of “why is that house Like That”.

And the best part?

In less than 10 weeks, I could become:

Dr. Tiny Blue Para-Anthropologist

(please picture me holding a clipboard, wearing a cardigan, and spiritually judging a haunted antique store)

BUT… here’s the thing.

Apparently the universe has decided that my divine purpose costs $75 a class.

Yes. Seventy-five American dollars per class.

To learn how to properly interpret the unseen, decode the metaphysical, and academically validate the phrase:

“Something is off in here.”

So I’m coming to y’all with my humble little paranormal scholar heart in my hands and asking:

Y’all wanna help pay my intuition?

Because I am READY to begin my educational ascent:

BA in Para-Anthropology — Bachelor of Arts in Being Correct About Vibes

MA in Para-Anthropology — Master of Apparitions

Ph.D in Para-Anthropology — Paranormal Honored Doctorate (probably)

And I already have a plan to make this fun, chaotic, and extremely on brand:

GRADUATION PARTIES FOR EVERY DEGREE.

Yes, every single one.

Also: I will document the whole process with videos on my TinyBlueAnthopologist Channel and possibly podcasts (not sure on that one yet).

So if you’ve ever supported my weird little brain…

Please consider donating to my journey.

Let’s get me educated, certified, and spiritually employed.

Because the spirits have been calling…

…and unfortunately they do not accept payment plans. (actually they do but I want to go all in or nothing)

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Okay real talk for a second — this is actually a skeptical project (with a side of chaos and curiosity).

I’m enrolling in an online PhD metaphysical program through The Institute of Metaphysical Humanistic Science (IMHS) to take a close, critical look at what these “metaphysical degrees” really are, how they’re structured, and what you actually get for your money.

This isn’t me claiming I’m becoming a “real doctor” in the traditional academic sense — it’s more like:

Anthropologist investigates the anthropology of metaphysical education online

The inspiration for this came from a fellow YouTuber, Dr. Caelan Conrad, and his video:

“Paranormal PhD Speedrun (Original Extended Version)” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqTiUbavfBM

His video gave me the idea, but here’s the difference:

I’m not just speedrunning it for laughs (neither did he, it was a full skeptic investigation).

I’m doing the entire program seriously, step-by-step, so I can document (As he did):

Because here’s the thing…

I already have a real Anthropology degree from an actual accredited college, and I know firsthand what academic standards, research methods, and legitimate coursework look like.

So the whole point of this project is to compare the IMHS experience directly against what a real Anthropology program requires — and to break it down in a way that’s fair, honest, skeptical, and accessible for viewers.

Think of it as:

If you want to support this project, your donations are going directly toward the class costs (which are around $75 per class) so I can complete the program and report back with receipts, notes, and a full breakdown of what this kind of degree really is.

Basically:

You’re not funding delusion, you’re funding investigation.

And yes… we can still have graduation parties.

Because if I’m doing a whole paranormal academic arc, we’re celebrating every level of it