Help me finance my my very first film!!!1!

Okay now enough with the jokes, I am making a movie, and it's gonna be great, trust me, you are going to want to be a part of this, and guess what?!!! You can!

Have you ever wanted to see your name on the big screen? Send a couple dollars my way and your dream will come true. This little baby is going to Cannes, AND the Oscars at the same time. Can you believe that? Your name on the screen in front of all the big cinema stars you love such as Steve Buscemi or that other actor you like so much.

Furthertheless, IF you help finance this movie, I might consider throwing a little extra something for the especially big donations, but that is only IF you decide to stop being a little skinflint.

LOVE YOU ALL, ANYTHING HELPS, LETS MAKE MOVIES!!!