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Help Jeff make a teaser for My Lizard-Alien Dad

Greetings Humans,
 
Like you all, I am a mammal with a dream. In my case, it’s to make a TV show exposing the truth about who rules our world...JK, it's just a silly adult animated sitcom satirising conspiracy theories in the hopes that when it comes to disinformation, laughter is the best vaccine.
 
First, let me tell you a little more about the show. Its title is "My Lizard-Alien Dad."
 
Here’s the show’s premise: One of the laziest lizard-aliens secretly controlling Earth learns life is about more than feeding off human suffering when forced to foster a spunky human orphan.
 
In the pilot, the lizard-alien Sobek must complete a series of assassinations, or at least convince his sadistic boss they’re complete, while helping Roxy — one of his targets — reunite with her surviving family.
 
As much as I'd love to make the whole pilot, I doubt I can con you suckers out of that much money, so instead, I'm asking for just enough to animate the pilot's first scene and theme song: $3000.
 
Let me explain exactly how I'll squander your hard-earned cash on my dumb idea.
 
The lion's share of the money — $2000 — will go to the animator, the brilliant Jordy Muller.
 
The multi-talented Russ Kazmierczak, creator of Amazing Arizona Comics and my collaborator on the soon-to-be-published graphic novel Dog Years, will provide static art, like character designs and backgrounds.
 
Another $200 will pay for DaDadoh — the hardest working man in the Phoenix music scene — to compose and record a 30-second version of the show’s theme song.
 
The director, writer, journalist and podcaster Troy Farah will receive $300 to help with the video and sound editing.
 
Alas, that’s the whole budget, leaving none of that beautiful green paper for yours truly, but I take solace in knowing I can dish the scratch out to a group of incredible artists and creators.
 
To help incentivize donating, I appeal not just to your hearts, but also to that greedy little corner of your mind you mammals so derisively call your “lizard brain.”
 
We have five donor tiers, each including its own bribe.
 
Tier 1: Pure-Human Pharma Unpaid Intern: Donations of $10 to $25 will receive a “My Lizard-Alien Dad” sticker.
 
Tier 2: Pure-Human Pharma Human Resources Associate: Donations of $26 to $50 will receive a “My Lizard-Alien Dad” poster.
 
Tier 3: Pure-Human Pharma Human Resources Supervisor: Donations of $51 to $100 will receive a “My Lizard-Alien Dad” t-shirt.
 
Tier 4: Pure-Human Pharma Chief Human Resources Officer: Donations of $101 to $150 will receive a “My Lizard-Alien Dad” t-shirt and sticker.
 
Tier 5: Pure-Human Pharma CEO: Donations of $151 or great will receive a “My Lizard-Alien Dad” t-shirt, poster, and sticker.
 

Organizer

JB Kronenfeld
Organizer
Tempe, AZ

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