Jasmin’s Birthday Wish: Help Launch SPACE TITS
Hey friends!
I’m Jasmin Haugstuen Please, a Norwegian filmmaker, facilitator and goof. Aaaand, this year, for my birthday, I’m asking for something a little different. Instead of gifts and compliments (which you know I LOVE), I’m inviting you to help me launch my next film.
SPACE T.I.T.S.
Some of you already know about this project and are already a huge part of it (I love youuuuu!!!), but some of you may not, so let me enlighten you.
What is SPACE T.I.T.S?
SPACE T.I.T.S (Tactical Interstellar Trade Specialists) is a bold, absurd, and unapologetically feminist sci-fi comedy set in a galaxy ruled by women in a matriarchal interstellar alliance known as T.I.T.S: Tactical Interstellar Trade Specialists. I've been obsessed with this project for a while now, and I really REALLY want to make it happen!
It’s part satire, part space opera, and part fever dream -- a story about female power, cosmic absurdity, and the beautiful mess of being human (or alien).
Our heroines, a chaotic crew of warriors, lovers, and scientists, travel through glittering galaxies and dangerous planets to trade, negotiate, and occasionally obliterate threats to sisterhood. Their mission? To protect peace in the universe without becoming the monsters they’re fighting.
Think Barbarella meets The Fifth Element meets Star Trek with heart, humor, and a feminist pulse. And come on - don't you want to see THIS insanity be turned into a real weapon and used to slaughter evil alien blobs?!
At its core, SPACE T.I.T.S is a love letter to female friendship, rebellion, and the power of embracing the ridiculous. It’s sexy, subversive, and deeply human even when it’s covered in cosmic goo.
I love practical effects, great performances and a good location, and some of you are so incredibly talented - I believe together we can make something insanely good, something ICONIC, because you bring the best out of me.
Why this GoFundMe?
Because filmmaking takes a constellation, not just of money, but of people. Your contribution helps us:
- Cover early production costs
- Bring on collaborators and crew early next year
- Finish visual effects and sound for the proof-of-concept
- Keep the creative engine running while we seek larger funding and festival support
- Every dollar, every share, and every message of support helps us push the mission forward.
- Fund an intro sequence shoot (aiming to be shot THIS YEAR)
Other Ways to Contribute
If you’re low on cosmic credits (times are really F***ing hard) , you can still be part of the launch. Donate skills like editing, art, design, hair/makeup, post-production, or production help by signing up here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10fkUkBhl3dWkhLlhzCn3AGX1ryYHXHY4xCb_qtWBoeg/edit?gid=0#gid=0
Why Now
Because momentum is everything.
I’m hoping to shoot MOST of it early next year, before the cosmic window closes.
This GoFundMe helps me turn my birthday into a launchpad for that next step. If you’ve ever believed in independent film, in women behind the camera, or in stories that make you laugh while secretly rearranging your DNA I’d love your help.
EVERY contribution, no matter how small helps us move a little closer to orbit - I MEAN IT! LITERALLY 5 DOLLARS IS GREAT!
Thank you for believing in me, in art that takes risks, and in a universe where SPACE T.I.T.S exists at all.
With stardust and gratitude,
Jasmin
Organizer
